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Get the smarky mug.1. Last resort weapon used in the Atari game "Defender" to destroy all aliens in sight.
2. A silent, but awful smelling fart dropped in a group of people with hopes of giving yourself some room, getting people to leave you alone, or just to make someone say, "oh my god, who did that?".
2. A silent, but awful smelling fart dropped in a group of people with hopes of giving yourself some room, getting people to leave you alone, or just to make someone say, "oh my god, who did that?".
There were some girls blocking the bar and I dropped a smart bomb on them to get them to move. They moved.
by romeshow May 4, 2004
Get the Smart Bomb mug.Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006
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Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
by d'rof71 March 4, 2008
Get the small business owner mug.1. A person who is very intelligent and happens to be blonde
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now
1. Wow, that smart blonde girl just aced her AP calculus exam!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!
by OxymoronMaker October 14, 2011
Get the Smart Blonde mug.One who excells far ahead in school but is rather stupid in the sense that they are close minded and not tolerant of people different than themselves. They often see themselves as better than many other people and judge people solely on their academic achievements and not on their personality or moral values.
The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.
The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.
Guy 1: hey I got an 85 on that paper man it's not too bad what about you?
Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.
Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot
Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.
Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot
by moconahhh June 12, 2013
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