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New Jersey 

A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.
I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.
New Jersey by eongonegni October 5, 2005
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new jersey whitesnake 

a very large penis. Seen in the book "Sloppy Firsts"
Marcus has ten inches of New Jersey whitesnake.
new jersey whitesnake by Candice February 26, 2004

New Orleans Aints 

A term coined by New Orleans sports commentator Buddy Diliberto during the 1980-81 season, when the Saints went 1-15.
The New Orleans Aints gave us the whole paper bag over the head thing.
New Orleans Aints by StoogeWatcher January 13, 2011

New England Patriots 

A classless and arrogant NFL team who represents the New England Region and play their games in Foxboro, Massachusettes because they do not wish to be associated with the Boston area or the rest of Massachusettes. This is typical because they have the worst fans in the League, even if they are loyal. They are sore winners AND sore losers. They mock teams win they win and mock them when they lose. The Patriots and their fans believe they are entitled to win EVERY game. When they lose, they create all kinds of whiny little excuses including accusing the other team of "cheating," the referees cheating, the sound from the crowd being too loud to hear the calls (especially when playing in a dome), communications being interupted, etc. The team refuses to take responsibility for losing a game and believe they are entitled to win it all. The Patriots have been fined in the past for cheating and videotaping other teams making their plays. They are Classless with a capital-C and not as good or sportsmenlike as they come across. Getting 3 Super Bowls doesn't mean class.
The New England Patriots are the most classless team in the NFL with classless fans to follow, who will mock ANY team they beat.
Ugly kids with no friends who then cling to each-other as a source of friendship. They often change partners and don't mind public displays of sex. They wear ripped clothes that they found in trash bins andthen proceed to cover in pins.
Hants East Holders
new fad by Matt March 24, 2004

new england patriots 

synonyms - To choke during the biggest sport stage, a big disappointment, a loser.
That's just horrible, its the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII all over agian.
new england patriots by p()()p()() January 11, 2009
The new person to the group, usually explained as the 'cool one' of the group
and inherently the most attentative, and atractive person. His past is unknowable
Yo new guy, welcome to the group, whoa ball?
new guy by babyduckaddict August 18, 2004