When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-new mug.When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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Get the sew new mug.That feeling you get when you meet a new romantic interest. Slight infatuation. Definitely horny. General excitement
The empress had been seeing this common man for some time. An act forbidden in an and of itself as - well - she has empress status.
Nevertheless - she found herself slipping up in this regard. Consumed with this
new energy more and more as she got to know this commoner.
She’d speak on her desires of getting dicked down by the commoner. Kiss his forehead. Shower him (literally in the shower)
Nevertheless - she found herself slipping up in this regard. Consumed with this
new energy more and more as she got to know this commoner.
She’d speak on her desires of getting dicked down by the commoner. Kiss his forehead. Shower him (literally in the shower)
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Get the new energy mug.A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.
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