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nattilingus 

While performing cunnilingus an ice cold Natural Light is poured from above and lapped up while simultaneously pleasuring your lady.
I was sopping wet from ear to ear when my girl requested nattilingus. Without missing a beat, I grabbed my freshly cracked Natty off the nightstand and started pouring. She shivvered hard from the cold and I almost drowned.
nattilingus by torqueboy January 5, 2012
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Ray Naker 

The actual GOAT 🐐. There ain’t nothing else to say.
Ray Naker will fuck your bitch.
Ray Naker by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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Once u find a najwa, she maybe be quite and lonely, but once u get to know her , she'll be the best-est friend u will have
Some dude :That najwa girl is lonely.

(Couple years later)

The same dude : hey najwa wanna go to kfc?
Najwa by Uhm so hey August 4, 2021

Name trolling 

The act of listing your first name on Urban Dictionary then describing yourself as a great or desirable person. This lone act is ruining the random search function on UD by replacing real words with stupid, lame-ass self praise. A complete waste of time, these entries should be rejected by UD instead of being added to the list.

Comes from trolling, the annoying act of people posting stupid crap on sites just to get a reaction.
A: Dude, I just did a random search on UD and saw all of these entries for "Katie", "Bob", etc.

B: Yeah, there's a lot of that stupid name trolling on UD now. It's really ruining the site!

A: Totally. Wish someone at UD would do something about this.
Name trolling by GeneRickyShaw2 February 6, 2013
Natasha has a fun and bubbly personality. She is laid back but won't stand for anyone messing her about. She can't stand cheating, lying, {indecisiveness} or lack of loyalty. Natasha can be {reserved} but once given reassurance she will open up and reveal her feelings. Natasha can lie for good intentions but never pretend. She will always put others before herself which can sometimes be her downfall. she is kind, caring and always gives expert advice. Once Natasha sets her mind on something, she aims to do it at all costs. She is determined, confident and charming. She has a wacky sense of humour. Natasha is great as a best friend due to her constant support, kindness, generosity and general happiness that is always set to make you smile. Natasha is sociable, approachable and extremely attractive. She knows more than she lets on and is of high intelligence. She is fashionable and likely to start trends. She will deny when at a stage of unhappiness to save fuss and unwanted attention. Although she may do this, she does love lots of attention at the best of times. She wants to feel deeply wanted and loved but never confesses so. She is the perfect partner. Her eyes are pools of sorrow that resemble her past, but also dazzling sapphires that show she is destined to shine. She is a warrior and champion. Everyone wants to be her friend, be like her, BE her. Overall she has the personality of a winner that will have you instantly hooked from the beginning.
"I love you Natasha, no one is like you!"

"Awh that's sweet but i'm nothing special"

"Oh but you are, you're beautiful and so very nice!"

"Other People are nice...."

"Not as nice as you :)"

- A conversation based on the love for Natasha.
Natasha by MissKnowAlot August 15, 2018

nani the fuck 

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"
It can mean nearly married or never married.
No, he is narried and still available.
Narried by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016