Michael

This boy is daddy and should be treated as a god. Any girl that sees Michael will want him, and any guy that sees him will want to be him. Michael is, and always will be, dad material.

"She doesn't like me. Guess I'm not a Michael."

by Keller_Slug June 5, 2018

Michael

Michael is a very good looking boy. He has a humongous dick i know because i sucked it before it taste like strawberrys. I even got pregnant with his baby at 14. Oops my parents are gonna kill me.

Michael Very attractive

by Rjakskkf October 29, 2019

microsoft moment

Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage).

Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart

Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?

Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.

Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.

Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.

Chick 1: Awesomeness.

by Andy is Sassy January 13, 2008

mickey mouse course

Term for a class that you take because:

1. You think it will be really easy and thus...

2. Getting an easy A in it will boost your GPA.

"I'm taking film fourth period, it's a mickey mouse course, all we do is watch foreign movies."

by ThatBlondDude October 28, 2008

Camp Micah

The best place in the entire planet. Everyones comfort zone, our home away from, where you're NEVER alone.

Hey have you been to camp micah?

yeah camp micah is the most amazing place in the world!

by G'13 '10 September 8, 2010

mickey

Penis (Irish slang).

Tour guide: "Here at Walt Disney World we have the largest erect Mickey in the world"
Irish tourists: <five minutes of childish sniggering>

by SunburnForTheMasses August 26, 2013

Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.

Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!

by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012