Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.

Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.

by mnasty24 June 29, 2013

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Chieng gang merch

Something you should buy

Chieng gang is the best thats why i bought Chieng gang merch it is way better then the whole logang combined

by Chieng gang May 22, 2018

Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary

That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

by Callum Adams April 16, 2020

It's merch on

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021

Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021