John McCain

Old. Very, very old.

Man, I can't believe we built this time machine and got it working! These dinosaurs are amazing! Look, it's a T Rex! And there's a velosoraptor! And there's a... oh, it's just John McCain.

John McCain by Pickled Pineapple July 6, 2008

John Green

(Noun) A John Green is a man who is of average looks and lifestyle. However, John Greens still manage to woo the most intelligent and beautiful women with their peculiar adjectives, understanding of psychology, and various cardigans.

Could also refer to a male protagonist from one of his books.

The boy sitting on the bench writing in his moleskin is a real John Green.

John Green by CommonDyslexic May 23, 2014

john-eriked 

This is when you are so busy using twitter on the mobile device of your choice that you are unaware of your settings. Usually happens in urban settings and involves a cell phone, twitter and a moving vehicle. Names after an early twitter adapter.

Fred just got john-eriked by that rickshaw while walking the streets of Tokyo.

john-eriked by David J. Neff May 16, 2008

John Ryan 

A unique Name for Sweet But Psycho Man

John ryan is known from what is the meaning of her name

John Ryan by Kuddo Stun May 26, 2019

John Mulaney

God

Person 1: whats your religion?
Person 2: John Mulaney

John Mulaney by Sarcastic-comedian April 11, 2021

John Daly 

The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.

There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?

Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...

John Daly by amwiner22 September 5, 2009

John Ritter 

A talented American actor who portrayed Jack Tripper in Three's Company and Paul Hennessy in 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. He was born on the 17th September 1948 and died on 11th September 2003 of an aortic dissection. Will be forever remembered

RIP John Ritter 1948-2003

John Ritter by Predeckis April 28, 2006