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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
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jizzed up

when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen
guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks
by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022
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Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion
by Nigga Central October 5, 2023
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JIZZ CHAMBER

the room that Mjizz resides in, where the jizz is released.
Gunna eat some medis then buss a nut in the jizz chamber later
by RFNGKJGBVKJESNVR BRKwj March 11, 2024
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Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg

An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!
by jiggyjizz February 23, 2017
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Jizz Spins

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you
Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins
by Malipnos June 7, 2024
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