Bagel Jizz 

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

Bagel Jizz by kopask January 18, 2015

santa jizz 

A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball

I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please

santa jizz by Shuper007 March 22, 2016

biz jizz

A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.

Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."

biz jizz by DarkMist March 27, 2016

A jizz skip 

a woman who is filled up like a skip full of man cum

your mum is a jizz skip

A jizz skip by lango1945 May 12, 2016

Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

Ultimate Jizz Attack by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

reptile jizz 

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

reptile jizz by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

moon jizz 

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

moon jizz by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018