by REBEC$LUT January 18, 2008
Get the life lumpmug. Someone who, for all intents and purposes, is part of the human race, but doesn't appear to be actually have a role within the human race, such as a computer geek or a divorcee over 40
by daniel connolly April 28, 2007
Get the life extramug. When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life
by Moose51 July 7, 2021
Get the Shock of lifemug. My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.
Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!
Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!
by #27 April 3, 2009
Get the life is on firemug. Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.
"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."
by Satanbean October 12, 2014
Get the Pasta Lifemug. n.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
Get the friendzone for lifemug. When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!
Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
Person 2: You must know me really well!
Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 23, 2012
Get the Life Knittingmug.