10 definitions by daniel connolly

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by daniel connolly April 19, 2007

tattered sleeve

how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits

been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve

by daniel connolly October 24, 2007

bourban dictionary

A tome that enables the user to understand what is being said by the drunkest of people.

- Furginell, islate, gemmeefurgincab
- Stand back, I have the bourban dictionary: My word, it's late, could somebody procure me a taxi please?

by daniel connolly April 19, 2007

life extra

Someone who, for all intents and purposes, is part of the human race, but doesn't appear to be actually have a role within the human race, such as a computer geek or a divorcee over 40

- That John needs to get a life

- Face it, he's just a life extra

by daniel connolly April 20, 2007

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by daniel connolly April 19, 2007

Fairymones

A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.

-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones

by daniel connolly April 19, 2007

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by daniel connolly April 13, 2007