Grand Father

Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.

He also sucks P9s Dick.

Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".

by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022

Your father

He went to go get milk and isn’t coming back sorry

John: your father
Logan: John you know my father left
John: Ik :

by RA!NB0W JUP!T3R<3 April 28, 2022

Biological Father

In ‘e-girl’ directly translates to any man she/they admires who is older or showing gray. Should be noted that it is not a case of sexual attraction, rather perceiving one as an ideal father figure

The lead singer of that band is flawless, he’s my biological father.

by heaveneleven May 21, 2022

Shitty Father

A father who moves to another country and leaves his children emotionally damaged and who can not see problems in themselfs. "Nothing wrong with me mate"

Fuck you shitty father

Sorry dude I'm dealing with shitty father problems

by How gay art thow May 24, 2022

A father

Something Dream Stan's don't have.

The man who went to get some milk after you became a PNGtuber.

Guy: OMG Dream is so hot I want him to be my husband

Guy 2: are you sure you still have a father?

by Dream Stans June 5, 2022

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

National fatherless day

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.

Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!

Friend: Okay!

by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022