The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
Get the Ding dongmug. A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
Get the Ding Dong Ditchermug. Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.
by pickypocket September 8, 2025
Get the Donkey Dongmug. A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
Get the ding dongmug. by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003
Get the Ding dong destroyermug. A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
Get the dong smugglermug. The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dongmug.