Rotten floppy donkey dick 

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

Rotten floppy donkey dick by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020

Carolina Swamp Donkey 

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".

Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

Carolina Swamp Donkey by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021

Bunggo day donkey

And ugly ass

Fanfiction about fyolai and Azusa dasi it's super sad I promise

Bro have you read bunggo day donkey on the WhatsApp group?

Yeah bro it was so sad and emotional

Bunggo day donkey by Nikolaisimpfrfr June 12, 2023

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

donkey dick by jason May 18, 2005

swamp donkey 

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

swamp donkey by Guzzy February 5, 2004

Donkey Shine 

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.

Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine

Donkey Shine by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008

floppy donkey 

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".

floppy donkey by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005