A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
by Wonzly January 15, 2022
by Rusty Dong May 02, 2021
Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
by Anal Wizard June 24, 2016
When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 28, 2022
the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular
by sparknotes November 27, 2019