St Andrews College

A school full of posh wankers except they're better than Blackrock.

See those kids from St Andrews College, lets not beat the shit out of them because they don't go to Blackrock.

St Andrews College by fax69420imstraight March 7, 2022

Quinebaug Middle College 

The downfall of this once promising school is truly saddening. Founded in 2008 of the promise of offering interested students the opportunity to earn an associates degree while still being in high school, has turned into the “reject” school of Windham County. Basically the only people who go here are either autistic kids, pot heads, or social justice warriors. Basically anyone who has gotten expelled from every other school in the Killingly area. On top of that the school is literally crumbling to pieces as numerous amazing teachers have left due to not being paid jack shit by the decrepit organization known as “EASTCONN”. Poor decision making and corrupt business people have turned a once great school into a real shit hole. And it makes me sad to say that I spent all 4 years of my high school there.

Oh you go to “Quinebaug Middle College”,
must be really fucking stupid.

Quinebaug Middle College by bigdickdaniel420 March 10, 2022

Paul Smith’s College 

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.

I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

Paul Smith’s College by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022

Sarah Lawrence College 

Where kids are grinding hazelnuts at 2 a.m. You never call your teacher "professor." Where the weird kids in high school are considered normal and the normal kids are considered weird. You will walk in on your roommate having gay sex at any given point in the day... or night. The whole experience is devised as fuck.

Lesbian 1: Yo dude who are you writing about for your conference project in Underwater Basket-Weaving Through the Lens of Feminist Intersectionality in 1800's France?
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird

Sarah Lawrence College by lesbianpantyslider69 October 5, 2022

Primus PU College 

A place of no education but of vada pavs and soya sticks.

This so called "Educational institute" will not give you a report card in time and will send you a pdf of the topper's faces instead.

Primus PU College? Ewwww

Primus PU College by CuriousSamurai August 7, 2023

McKinnon Secondary College 

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

McKinnon Secondary College by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

amherst college

Number Two, and bitter about it. See shit for more information.

"Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."

amherst college by Colonel Ephraim Williams July 8, 2007