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Chris Pratt 

Neo Nazi/Far-right/Three Percenter sympathiser/ actor whose costars are prone to defend when he's singled out as the "worst Chris", in an internet meme. Very one note acting. Starred in hundreds of marvel movies and in that cinematic aberration "The tomorrow war".
“The ‘sinless’ are casting stones at my #brother, Chris Pratt … A real #Christian who lives by #principle” and who happened to marry “into a family that makes space for civil discourse.” - Am actual thing posted by millionaire movie star Robert Downey Jr. with no trace of irony.

No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.
Chris Pratt by angelisme July 17, 2021
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Chris Crocker  

A man who single-handedly set gay people back a thousand years.
Person 1: Hey, that guy's gay!
Person 2: Chris Crocker is gay too!
Person 1+2: GET HIM!!!
Chris Crocker by felel March 13, 2009

Chris Browning 

Physical abuse of the opposite sex
1) That girl over there be getting Chris Browned by her man every night.

2) I be Chris Browning my bitch when she get out of line.

3) Yo you see her face I bet she just got Chris Browned by her man.
Chris Browning by Nature Boy 1901 February 15, 2009

Chris Crocker 

Chris Crocker is a proudly gay cross-dressing YouTube blogger, (made famous by his highly melodramatic “Leave Britney Alone” vid) who had the potential to become a good video blogger once he attained fame, but somewhat sabotaged that chance by posting more over-dramatized, acted out rants about seemingly trivial matters which overshadow his ACTUAL GOOD videos. IMO, these definitions already listed on UD either blindly over-beat or over-praise Chris Crocker, so here’s my 2 cents.

A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
I'll give Chris Crocker credit for being his own person, but at times he seriously has to grow up.
Chris Crocker by R'Amen December 6, 2010

Chris TDL Council

Chris TDL Council is an monthly gathering of several leaders in various different industries, such as entrepreneurship, music, film, politics, and talent managers.
Edward: Do you know how integrated Chris TDL Council?
Marcel: Yes, you have to fill out the form on their website.
Edward: ok thanks!
Chris TDL Council by EdwardVoce April 25, 2021

Chris Albrecht

Evil little man who ran HBO programming to the ground. The moron who was responsible for canceling Carnivale and other wonderful original series on HBO. Will possibly go down in history as the biggest idiot to ever be called "program director". Currently known for his brilliant work of running the movie Wedding Crashers on a permanent loop.
Chris Albrecht doesn't know WHAT he is doing!
Chris Albrecht by Colossus Rider October 12, 2006

Chris Amendola

Also a sex god.
Did you see Chris Amendola today, unf.
Chris Amendola by ebstev December 14, 2011