Puerto Rican Christmas

when one puts brightly colored christmas lights on their house.

Her house looks like a Puerto Rican christmas!

by chillybilly December 17, 2010

white christmas

Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well

O man my dealer came through, where having a white christmas tonight

by streetthug23 December 18, 2008

white christmas

It's another name for a wet dream.

Last night I had a white christmas in your bed.

by Lub27 February 13, 2007

Black Christmas

On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.

Girl 1: Did you get anything interesting for christmas?
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!

by burnsbras August 30, 2009

Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.

Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.

by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008

Jiminy Christmas

When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.

"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"

"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"

"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."

by Necksmater April 30, 2020

all i want for christmas is you

the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus

mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh

by anonymous October 11, 2020