8 definitions by burnsbras

The best way to clean your genitalia. Using soap, you scub the area in a triangular fashion. This technique is usually used as a pre sexual routine.

On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.

When a girl has an enormous bush and you have to eat your way over the hedge inorder to find the goods.

Covering your dick with a white cloth. After which you reveal the surprise and she goes in for a closer look. You then beat her over the head with your junk.

The act of attaching a circular weight on your ball sack in hopes of stretching it.

While having sex you whip the bitch across the room and then rape her unconcious body for funzzies.

The act of jimmying open the girls pants and then pouring acid in her vaginal region in order to hear her squeal.