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ho boat

A scruffy manly man who has sex with a lot of women. Think ho and think hobo. All ladies that go on this ship want the D. The Ho boat goes from port to port collecting various women in an attempt to satisfy is ego and appetite for Vagine.
That ho boat sleeps with a lot of women.
by pimp, player, hustler, whore, October 11, 2013
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Tug Boat

Essentially it is the same as tittie fucking. Just as the tig boat woild smash the hulls of stalled boats, the cock would ram the tits repeatly.
Look at those tits. I'd love to give her the ole Tug Boat.
by Greg from The Committee May 30, 2017
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Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 7, 2018
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Build the Boat

Code for getting belligerently drunk. Perfect for using in front of parents, bosses, and professors because they will have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
College student on the phone: Are you ready to build the boat tonight? I have all the tools.
Professor: Why hello there! I hear you have taken an interest in boat building. I teach a course in that.
by JCJtransy April 5, 2010
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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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boat boat

by far the best song ever written in a 10th grade english class... EVER
boat, boat, im ridin' on a boat, i don't know what to do, i'm talking to myself and goin' kinda crazy ....
by Emily November 5, 2004
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boatball

there is no true definition for boatball, but it can be used to dexcribe anything unusual
lenny: man look at this boatball right here man heh heh ill tell you fwhat.
james: waht is it?¿?
lenny: heh heh that there is a good question.
james: now what the FUCK are you smoking on boy?
by JHM September 1, 2004
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