vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

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Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025

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Topsy-turban

When a transport truck flips over on the highway.

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"

by anonymous October 29, 2025

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Alex turner

The hottest motherfucker EVER
(even if hes 39 nearly 40)

Bob: “bro ima alex turnYOU ON

puebert: “ BET (as long as your alex turner)

by bobwasnteverhere November 6, 2025

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Bottom Turbulence

To aggressively masturbate while upside-down. Ideally done with the head well below the waist for minimal blood flow to the brain.

I got no sleep last night, the upstairs neighbor was bottom turbulenceing and shouting all night!

by Freezerr November 8, 2025

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A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it

"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"

by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025

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