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Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”
As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”
by KABDUBS January 8, 2025
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Lore Man

They knows all of the lore; the lore of your life, life, and all of the observable universe. This entity harvests this power and thrives off of knowledge. They are said to create the word "lore", or everything. They are some cosmic being lurking the streets of Earth, absorbing the power of the complex being of a human. Speaking to this entity will drive you to insanity from the pure information you will absorb, like Black Bolt whispering in your ear, and will explode. Only some have reported to survive a face to face interaction with this thing.
Person 1: Hey do you know where the closest gas station is?
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*

Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
by idontfuckmen July 28, 2022
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One Man Army

"Define One Man Army," to which he replied, "Frank Horrigan
by The Fallout Nerd May 23, 2024
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Ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018
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Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024
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booby man

its in the name, a man with boobs
by 6969stripper February 11, 2021
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Ay! Man

It’s how to get your friend (Ayman’s) attention.
(Even though he’s a piece of crap sometimes)
Friend 1: (points ahead) look who’s here
Friend 2: oh hey, Ay! Man!
by Iambread12345678910 June 1, 2023
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