I'm Cooked

Another way to say you're fucked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

I'm Cooked

Defeated, lost, fumbled, burnt out.

I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.

We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.

These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.

by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024

I'M GAY!

#### off homophobes

"I'm gay #### off homophobes"

"no #### you"
😭
Being gay means you like ppl of the same sex lol and homophobes are ppl who don't like the gays. Ppl who are gay might sat I'M GAY!

by thebaeanman April 3, 2024

i’m just a girl

It’s a song by “No Doubt”.

It is a somewhat self-deprecating saying used by girls/women when they would rather just be a damsel in distress than deal with whatever issue is in front of them.

The song of patriarchy princesses.

The death of feminism.

Girlfriend: What’s that noise?
Boyfriend: You need to change your oil.
Girlfriend: I’m just a girl.

by sadiececekaye April 4, 2024

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

Something you shout at any homosexual.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

by de-pube April 8, 2024

I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

I'm okay

Another way to say no; I'm good

"Do you want to hang out today? We could go shopping."

"I'm okay, sorry. Really busy today."

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"Let's go on a date."

"Uhm.. I'm okay..." *slow and awkward walk away*

by charmollie April 12, 2024