squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

Veiny Blood Rod (VBR)

veiny, throbbing, usually erect penis typically triumphant in size and girth

Hey bro, I bet my VBR is veinier than yours...

veiny blood rod (vbr)

by Langerunner November 18, 2011

Cold Blooded Shot

The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:

Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.

Enjoy!

I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.

by Drewzie89 October 25, 2011

Tiger's Blood-ade

An energy boosting drink named after Charlie Sheen. This drink is illegal in nine countries and fourteen states, due to it's side effects. Possible side effects include: death, cancer, many other illneses, chance of everyone hating you, chance of being fired from job, suicidal thoughts, depression.

1.I was suspended from school after being caught with Tiger's Blood-ade. 2.After drinking some Tiger's Blood-ade, I died.

by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011

Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

by spartacock January 23, 2011

two in the blood one in the mud

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

by KP$ September 29, 2006

Winnie The Pooh Blood and Honey

The banana splits got there part in a horror movie reboot now why not Disney’s the Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh blood and honey

Everyone can use Winnie the Pooh even horror makers in this movie a college Christopher Robin abandons Winnie the Pooh (just like the banana spilts) know Winnie the Pooh and piglet are to main characters are on a bloody rampage getting there revenge a creepy slashers BOOM childhood ruined

Kid:Hey mommy I want to see this s movie of Winnie the Pooh !

Mom: Oh what is it- oh god sweetie i dont- shit-

by Burger Boi May 27, 2022