Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!

I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!

by Holditin June 3, 2017

jizz jug

When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)

John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.

Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.

by jizzjuggernumber1 June 29, 2024

Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.

The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”

by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023

Jizz cookie

Another way of saying Soggy Biscuit

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?

by JizzCookie March 28, 2022

Salad Jizz

Another term for Ranch Dressing in the Midwest.

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

Spirit Jizz

The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.

Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!

by dickganker97 March 2, 2010