Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

Number 1

could be used in place of the word urinating or used to describe the act of doing so, usually in a childish setting

Kid: yo i gotta take a fat number 1
Kid 2: electric boogaloo

by Thot-Be-Gone 9000 November 4, 2019

numba

A slang term utilized in place of “number”, primarily referring to the prize won by a man as a result of witty attempts to court a particularly attractive female.

She gon’ have to free up her numba for me when I start talkin’ to her tonight!

by InternationalQ November 21, 2019

numb

When you tie a rubber band around a body part SO GOD DAMN TIGHT that your arm falls asleep.

Barry: Wow, Todd! Your head is numb!
Todd: *mmmffh* (gasps for air)
Barry: Todd, are you OK!?
Todd: ... (Todd has gone still).

by CBOY527 December 10, 2019

numbally

When things feel numb and tingly

I hit my funny bone and my arm went numbally.

by Princess Trisarahtops January 24, 2020

Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)

Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal

by NuggGod March 9, 2020

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020