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A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.
"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"
by PTX2 October 24, 2019
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