Snow on the Mountains

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.

Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

by Jonathan Rogers January 8, 2008

moving mountains

an expression saying its impossible to move mountains

in ushers song moving mountains its impossible to fix their relationship

by justin kt August 27, 2008

Mountaineered

When an underdog completely destroys the expected winner such as the Mountaineers did to Clemson in 2012.

Mountaineers vs Clemson in 2012: Clemson got Mountaineered 70 to 33.

by Sorry Clemson January 10, 2012

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 17, 2003

Meat Mountains

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

by Onesie January 2, 2009

mountains

Don't be so hard on yourself
Take it one day at a time
when the day is through
don't matter how glaring, harsh
Leave a tender cuddle

That is just for you

and when youre too tired to close your eyes
think of the mountains and the skies
and how time does tend to disguise
everything that is of worth

is only ever to be cherished, not possessed
Kind Regards,
Jesus Christ

by Krkič January 14, 2020