jesus shagger 

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x

ma gran’s a right jesus shagger

jesus shagger by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021

jesus feet water 

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

jesus feet water by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

Jesus Valencia 

A sexy good looking guy . A bozo who hates one peice. Has anger issues when playing video games.

Jesus Valencia is a bozo for calling one peice, "one peice of shit"

Jesus Valencia by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

Jesus Freak 

A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.

Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.

Jesus Freak by wankitsfree February 11, 2010

jesus fuck christ 

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

jesus fuck christ by meetthetony September 10, 2005

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs 

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs by steph December 20, 2004

jesus stick 

Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.

Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.

jesus stick by Kiwi_Tristan August 25, 2005