facilpulation

The act of enjoying cocktails amongst friends during a global pandemic.

Oh my god, if it weren't for facilpulation I'd be going crazy right now!

by CocktailKing December 17, 2020

fa8ida

Farida but in french
Because its fancier ✨

The first ever fa8ida was fa8ida el she8ief

“Hello fa8ida!”

by Loki 😼🌶 December 22, 2020

Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.

He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.

by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020

Faced

When you put your hand over somebody's face.

When I walked into the kitchen and saw that baby, I faced it so hard. He almost started crying.

by The White Kevin Cosner February 4, 2021

FacialHairest

Being racist towards facial hail

DAMN BRO THAT FACIAL HAIR IS WHACK. Why are you being "FACIALHAIREST"

by jDAYAWGE March 16, 2021

faciliquate

when the doctor gets cum on his chain

Did you hear Dr. Martino’s chain got faciliquated?

by btomato1 April 19, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021