An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.
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Get the e-douche mug.A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011
Get the douche stache mug.A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
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One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006
Get the douche whap mug.The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.
That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.
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