cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.

John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack

by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013

crack stichie

a puff bar/vape that give u crack vibes. u not supposed to cough like crazy from a stichie

p1: hit this
p2: *hits stitchie then starts coughin his brains out*
p2: this shit taste like crack shit a crack stichie

by @veezy._e March 13, 2022

Shadow crack

When a girl doesnt have panties on in a white dress and you can see the shadow of her ass crack.

Damn. Did you see that bitches shadow crack? She definitely aint got no draws on.

by Cline22 February 23, 2019

Among crack

A slang term for the popular game in 2020, Among us as its addicting like Crack.

Guy A: look at Joe he's playing too much of games all day long.
Guy B: Nah. Hes Probably playing Among crack.

by Saitama 777 November 13, 2020

Crack guac

1) Guacamole so good, it's like crack

2) Adjective used to describe anything really good

1) Damn son, gimme that crack guac!

2) Arthur " Have you guys seen the new esky"
Cath "Nah man"
Arthur " Bro, it's crack guac"

by Energy Crew May 18, 2018