TNR cats

TNR stands for trap neuter return this only works on feral cats feral stands for wild, a trap can be a drop trap ore a normal trap then comes Neuter its another word for not having baby’s anymore but for cats is not having kittens. TheN. Comes return return is When you put them back in the wild so where you got them before.

TNR cats is just to stop having more cats come in the world because they will end up being killed sadly

by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019

midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

bucket cat

a made up object from your imagination when you can't tell if something is a bucket or a cat because the lighting is to bad.

bill:"i think i saw a bucket, or maybe a cat." jim:"it was a bucket cat then?"

by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011