calecrate

When your friend is trying to type celebrate but chooses to ignore the errors in their spelling

Wooowwww!!!!!!! Yes guys!!!! Amazing! Let’s calecrate

by Erlich June 24, 2024

calep

when your parents couldn't spell caleb right...

"This guys name is calep LOL!"
"His parents couldn't even spell caleb""

by cheeseeseehc January 28, 2026

caleb

a band kid who never sees the light of day if it isnt for band specifically plays Mellophone/French horn.

Chris: hey man you wanna go outside?
Vona: No but if we are gonna practice our mellos then hell yea
Chris: touch grass you are such a caleb

by big baby stud February 2, 2026

calendar

A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.

I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.

by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

calenmity

A tremendous disaster caused by less-than-positive/peaceable feelings.

A major calAMITY occurred in da AMITYville horror house located near Da Big Apple, though with not so high a degree of calENMITY as was caused by da INFAMY-laden "You're gonna need a bigger boat" ENTITY dat dwelled off da shore of AMITY Island (also in da coastal New York City area, though this town does not exist in real life).

by QuacksO March 1, 2026

caleb

gay little faggot who wont stop asking me if their boyfriend is submissive. they also nonchalantly told me that theyre hard. you should hear the way they said that to me, because it was really non-chalant. they’re UGLY, GAY AS HELL, SEXY AF, throw-out-of-a-windowable, should die in the next 5 minutes. check on your calebs today.

me: “caleb”
random fuck: “EEEWWWWWWWWW”

by campygayro November 2, 2024

Caleb

caleb is one of the smartest and most talented people youll ever meet. hes so nice and loves cats and hedgehogs. hes really good at soccer and in all accelerated classes. he is fun to talk to and has an amazing personality. he loves music and he is the best bf. he has a ducked up sleep schedule but its ok- he is fun to play fn and mc with and will listen to anything u want to talk to him about.

i love caleb

by wexuuu November 7, 2024