Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy

When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

childes..gf

childes..gf Is a tiktoker who plays Genshin impact and is in love with a character named childe/tartaglia. She/they may as well be called a “Genshin adict”

Girl 1: Wow is that childes..gf ???
Girl 2: Yes!

Girl 1: I wish I was with childe! :(

by eulamainsupermacy July 2, 2021

Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016

Child

Tommyinnit.

Tommyinnit is a child.

by tommygobrrrrr May 18, 2021

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"

by Nerko June 2, 2021