Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Your mom

Your mom.

Your mom

by -your_mom- November 22, 2021

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman

"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"

by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021

Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

your mom

a phrase used as a reply to dumb questions from dumb people

Person: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Me: Your mom

by anonymous November 24, 2021