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Vagina Shanking 

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
Vagina Shanking by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
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Vagina Hoe 

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.

Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world
Vagina Reset by Buddhafish July 20, 2012

vagina smiling 

when your vagina is swollen from estrus
Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.
vagina smiling by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013

vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.
When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.
vagina daggers by E tizzle February 8, 2014

Vagina Fringe 

when your fringe separates in the middle, making it a vagina fringe
Wow, you seriously need to sort out your hair, it looks like a vagina fringe
Vagina Fringe by lewlhahaha March 5, 2014

vagina cart 

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .
Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!
vagina cart by Pc289 March 10, 2014