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Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.
Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!
by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021
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monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.
Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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rm monkey

A "rm monkey" is a specific form of computer hacker, one who delights in hacking into a computer system and deleting everything on it. The items deleted don't have to be important or necessary; to a rm monkey, successful hacking is like a fire sale: everything must go.

This name comes from the *nix command "rm," which removes a file/folder/etc from a computer. The particular comman that rm monkeys enjoy is "rm -rf *", which recursively destroys every single file on a computer, until something really important/essential is deleted and the sysem can no longer function.
Did you hear? ub3r_1337_h4x0r just gained root access to the company's network and fucking NUKED the thing. He's definitely an rm monkey.
by rm monkey April 29, 2012
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valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.
Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.
by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011
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clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
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curry monkey

by anonymous March 13, 2022
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Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
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