cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007

chav [twat]

a (usually fake) burberry wearing, shitty gold wearing, twat speaking, school dropout, who soop up really shitty cars like Novas or Astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there's an individual he look at you with a surly look.

You walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, fag in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts "wanker", you walk over and then they run like fuck

chav [twat] by Chavhunter January 5, 2005

The Full Twat 

To give it everything or to skimp on no element

Etymology: A term often used within retail design and amongst courting couples; although perfectly acceptable in any scenario. Colloquially, to 'twat' is to 'hit' hence the full twat is 'your best shot'.

Sue: "Shall we order flowers or centre pieces for the tables at our wedding darling?"

Henry: "Fuck it - lets go the full twat and do both; you are the love of my life after all"

The Full Twat by Chalky Fulcrum November 12, 2010

tator twat 

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.

Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!

tator twat by kelly girl April 11, 2009

Watt Twat 

Cycling Terminology:

Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.

CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!

CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).

Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.

Watt Twat by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010

Hungry Twat

A girl who can't enough penis.

"Wow, she's been around the block and back. She must have a Hungry Twat!"

Hungry Twat by The Mean Girls May 14, 2014

Hot Dot Twat 

A very attractive woman of Indian descent.

Did you see that new girl in class named Sita? Man, that's some Hot Dot Twat.

Hot Dot Twat by RBAK September 22, 2016