short cheese

The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.

Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?

Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.

by OP213 January 2, 2008

Cheese Pie

The act of deliberately making a false statement, in the hope someone will correct you, so you can then shout 'Cheese pie!'

"I love that When You're Gone song by Bryan Adams and Mel B", "errrr actually it was Bryan Adams and Mel C", "Cheese pie"

by CLARENCE69 July 7, 2011

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Drunk on Cheese

To be so inebriated with cheese or cheese products that you have no control over your own actions and are not responsible for any harm caused to others.

"Beth is so drunk on cheese, I think she's going to punch that baby!"

by Your Boogie Man January 9, 2006

cheese-neck

When you hit someone really hard in the back of the neck.

I'm gonna cheese-neck that kid over there.

by Radio-rebel2.0 October 26, 2017

Cheesing balls

The act of huffing of snorting Cat urine. Cheesing balls involves totally tripping and inducing a euphoric state which leads you to go to the boob fantasyland that the awesome boob princess inhabits

cheesing and all descriptions created by south park

Kenny: Dude im totally cheesing balls! ive got no idea what going on!
Kyle: dude, that will seriously affect your health

by South Park Advocate March 31, 2008

bro cheese

Male ejaculant, semen

dude why'd you bro cheese on me!?

by cheese hammer May 7, 2008