Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025

Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com

dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.

by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003

chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.

"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

the hunky spunky junky

When you suck a girls arsehole whilst getting sucked off by a pair of hairy lesbians

Adam: Bro did you hear about Jack? He got the hunky spunky junky last weekend.
Steve: Damn I'm so jealous!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

Cum Ass Penis Spunky

When you get sucked off by a girl as well as getting rimmed whilst you caress a girl's nipples

Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

Rainbow bubble of spunk

A gay lover squeezes a little washing up liquid into his partners rectum and then makes anal love to him. The resulting ejaculate mixes to a fine consistency inside the anus cavity. The anal partner, having prepared earlier by eating onion rings and sausage rolls, becomes flatulent and farts out a large bubble through the bubble mixture. This bursts over the gay lovers face, proving an intimate bond between them.

Brian held his arse cheeks apart and pointed his bum hole at Craig. He let out a controlled emission of gas and the Rainbow bubble of spunk grew to an impressive size. It burst on the tip of Craigs nose covering his face in the sticky mess. Craig laid back resplendent in joy and pleased that he'd used Fairy Liquid.

by CountLippe February 12, 2021