One direction

The gayest band to ever exist.They perform just for homosexual freak shows.

one direction is gay.

by Dude19777777 April 29, 2013

The Real One

The physical form of the person of your dreams, the one you spend your day thinking of or the one you fantasize about. Always favorable to the dream version and often mistaken for the dream one if you are awoken mid-dream.

amanda: last night when i was trying to wake you up, you poked my head to see if i was really there and then called me the real one.

john: oh i must have been dreaming about you

by zepinktroll September 9, 2010

One of the boys

A female-bodied person whose personality is more masculine than feminine. "One of the boys" generally prefer to hang out with boys and do activities that are typically considered "boy things," such as watching sports, hunting and mudding.

"She would rather get a tooth drilled than go clothes shopping--she's one of the boys."

by ProudOneOfTheBoys May 30, 2021

Hole in One

Golf term, hitting the ball into the hole with a single stroke.

ALRIGHT! Hole in one!

by Arran January 3, 2005

One 'nother

Synonym for "another" typically said when a person started saying "one" and didn't feel like starting the sentence over just to correct one word.

Michell is just one 'nother dumb whore.

by T-homas the pain train October 25, 2009

blue one

a blue 1 is five pounds worth of weed. named after the colour of the note, same with brown 1.

saffeee man can i buy a blue one?

naa man i onli do brown ones..

oh seen well set em 1 of them il go 1/2s wiv sum1

by sagi deeeeeeeep June 1, 2007

one upper

-Regarding yourself as better than everyone else, with intent of seeming greater, without actually saying it.
-Implying you have done something long before anyone else even thought of doing it.
-Riding a motorcycle in scrubs and not getting any dirt on them.
-Working 18 different jobs including but not limited to a doctor, a mechanic, a veternarian, and astronaut before the age of 18 (With no proof)

Me: Man im stoked we are getting paid today its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well, i get paid 1 and a half hours before everyone else.
Everyone: ZOMG WTF!! How do you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else, how is that even fucking possible?!!?!?!?!?
Me: Dude, your a fucking one upper.
Hanson: You are all just jealous!

by Smeew March 21, 2007