A
mother who usually shows up at competitions in skinny jeans and fancy expensive shoes that you can'
t afford. Often wealthy.
Will do absolutely anything to get their
child to be better than yours. Pampers her daughter. Her daughter has the nicest material items.
The Dance Mom usually attempts to look about 10 1/2 years younger than their actual age. Will wear slutty dresses to a casual outing. Wears only the finest brands of makeup. Daughter is usually at her dance studio for 20 more hours than your daughter and always practicing. A dance mom will start drama at the drop of a hat, even literally.Cries all the
time, especially when her
Child dances. Buys her daughter the best of dance clothes. Doesn'
t tend to acknowledge her non-dancing children if she has more.
Their natural habitat is anywhere, but they are commonly found on the streets of L.A or someplace in NY. Strict on their daughters. Will get drunk with other dance moms at a national competition. Usually drives a rich car like a
BMW.
Low in class and are known to say snotty comments to other moms or children. Their laughs are famous for being annoying as fuck. Commonly friendly with studio directors and will pity the shit out of them to favorite her
child(ren). Forces her
child(ren) to do dance events, even if its helping the studio, no matter what her
child(ren)'s
opinion(s) are. Knows everything about everyone and cooks a lot and tries to be a perfect family like on TV. Plastic surgery is common in this species.
Person A: "Dear God, Jeannie just baked Ms. Lauren brownies..."
Person B: "Oh
Sharon, you know that Jeannie kisses the asses of all the teachers and directors to get her daughter, Avril, to outshine and be the favorites instead of our children,
Matthew, Angelina, and Emily. She is a very big
bitch and Dance Mom."
