Fmliwd

Fuck my life I wanna die

Omg I had to talk to dirty Tony and I was like fmliwd

by BugzBummy April 30, 2022

FMID

FMID stands for "Fuck Me I'm Drunk"

Tiffany: Omg my boyfriend just sent me a text saying "sorry, fmid". Wtf does that mean
Sally: That's "Fuck Me I'm Drunk" he must've got shit faced

by Mr. Flinch May 8, 2022

FML

Fml means fuck my life it some people might say forget my luck

?- I hope we do well for the test today. Y/N-what test ?
?-did you forget about the English test? You’re fucked

Y/N-fml

by Haniyaaaa May 11, 2022

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

FMD

Fuck me daddy

Ohh god FMD

by Andrea graham June 10, 2022

FMAL

anagram; verb: Fuck My After Life - Fuck My Life (FML) after death.
Country of Origin (CO) - North America USA
Era - 2022

Desiree: "I'm out here doing the devils work haha i'm going to hell. fml and fmal

by AD Novel June 17, 2022

Fms

Freak my shit

I want lil dady to fms

by type Shii June 22, 2022