celine

celine ho is a baller, shes literally awesome and so so smart honestly, ok shes like a bit poops and like literally hours late to literally everything but shes still awsome sauce, shes there for you when you need it and also when she knows you need it, she tells you when something is wrong and she basically predicts everything, i love my celine, shes my best friend.

"bro is that celine"
"yea"
"dang"
"ok never make plans with that ho, but like love her"

by victoriaah May 1, 2025

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Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.

Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”

by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025

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Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

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