Gravy Boat

Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.

Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.

by Mighty wind February 10, 2024

Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.

I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.

by Amyblackwellcomedy November 15, 2021

Banana Boat

When you use a peeled (for natural lubrication) banana as a dildo.

I had the best banana boat of my life last night

by DRI FIT June 12, 2022

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

back boat

The act of motor boating a butthole

hey jimmy im gonna back boat the hell outta this bitch tonight

by H.C.C. May 26, 2017

boat

hoe or person i’m playing

example :

cam : ivory wanna be my favorite boat

ivory : im nobodies boat tf

by toolavish May 12, 2021

Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.

This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...

by Binky D April 10, 2024