Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
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Get the Fuck-tardmug. 
An individual acting like a true retard but with less intelligence. Someone that makes a true mentally retarted person look as educated and intellectual as King George and out does the terms moron, jackass, and even douchbag.
Dude relax your acting like a complete Fuck Tard right now.
You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.
You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.
by MadMan545 June 4, 2015
Get the Fuck Tardmug. He was too tech-tarded to search the web
by dracopiaz January 16, 2025
Get the Tech-tardedmug.