I’m just a girl

Aye bruh she a hoe

“I’m just a girl”
Girl your just a hoe”

by LsWEBY March 4, 2024

I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like

Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”

by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024

I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 5, 2024

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.

Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!

by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024