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i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024
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Crazy I may possibly be…
But I won’t give up on him and me…
In all my years…
Nothing… compares to my love for he…

Understand it …
I don’t…
Embrace it… I do…
Love like this only blessed are a few…

I am a lucky one…
My love for he can’t be undone…
He has my heart…
Has from the start…

People speak…
Of love at first sight
They are right…
It does exist…

I hold on and fight…
For when he is holding me tight…
As i know he is my Mr Right❤️❤️❤️❤️
Finally, I say i love you
Every night….
And don’t let the bed bugs bite:)

I love you… unconditionally…
No matter what happens
I LOVE YOU!!!
by a dream and 💔 July 9, 2024
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I Stidid

Boy 1: Hey
Boy 2: I Stidid
Boy 1: Wow… I hate you
by Austin I Stidid September 14, 2021
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qzaecdtbgumjo.lp/;i,kynhrvfwxs

Tell ur self that this is boredom beyond belief. Just stop and do ur work. To achieve this, you start from top letter, bottom letter, middle letter, go from left to right, but skip a row than do the same thing. Once you hit the end, you have 2 options, 1. get back to work, 2. reverse the pattern you just did and go from top bottom middle for every row you skipped. You probably picked option 2 because of your insane boredom during online school.
qzaecdtbgumjo.lp/;i,kynhrvfwxs I am currently quarantining from chool right now, but I'm doing the work from home during school hours so I was at risk of a teacher watching my screen on GoGardien while typing this definition instead of working, same probably goes with you guys.
by tecopux January 3, 2022
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Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.
hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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