Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality
I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.
by Joshamaphone March 28, 2021
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whitwit

a very small part or amount.-mental sharpness and inventiveness; keen intelligence.

So obviously it means a person with minimum inventivness and intelligence. Tell someone the word and definition, if they can't spell it correctly or don't understand its gimmick, then they are likely a whitwit
Can you believe that whitwit actually thinks guns are bad but abortions are good.
by Joshamaphone February 21, 2025
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gigamale

Gigamale is a gender expression. It can be considered as having positive male attributes that are amplified to the billionth unit of measure. It's so masculine that others become more masculine in its presence. Simply being near a gigamale increases your ability to fix a car for example, or hunt or fight. It also includes some liabilities such as being incapable of violence against women, compulsively offering assistance to those in need, and an inability to subscribe to a victim mentality. gigamales are often how a Narcissist would like to be perceived, but they are not because it requires an Internal sense of self respect and respect for others. A gigamale doesn't tend to do things like cry, but it's not because of a lack of emotion or due to ego, it's because be already has reached acceptance of the unalterable and is too busy forcing the improbable to be inevitable. Examples would include beings like the good terminator, Johnny Rico, John Henry, Alexander the great. Patton. Popeye.
Did you hear about the shipwreck of 1974? Many of the males gave up their seats on the lifeboats, luckily a gigamale was able to build enough lifeboats in time for everyone to stay dry!
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Crap²

Feces that was excreted by an animal that had a completely coprophageious food source.

Effectively crap that has been recrapped. Like if a dog eats cat crap then craps on your living room floor.

Used non literally to exaggerate dissatisfaction with somethings quality. Written as "crap²" but spoken as "crap squared" or "crap to the second power" can also be increased to C³ and so forth.
"Dude your wife's cooking taste like crap²( crap squared)." "Whatever bro, you probably taste your breath, i t smells like crap³( crap to the third power)!"
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Bet

Bet (archaic) used to mean to wager against someone that you are right and the are wrong.

Or can mean that something is definitely true when both parties are in agreement.
Wana bet?
Bet me.

Safe bet.
I bet you're right.
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.
Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023
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