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Sailor Porn

A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.
I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"

Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
by Talmanes November 7, 2010
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Soldier Porn

pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.
"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"

"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."
by reloadNshootum June 9, 2012
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urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.
"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!
by Douchebag February 8, 2003
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porn texting

When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!

So I think I am going to porn text her later.
by Jill and Bethany January 14, 2008
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donkey porn

When a dirty male female watched a donkey rideing some skanky old woman like a village bike!!
Niamh!?!? wats this you watching DONKEY PORN eeehhhh uhhhhh ehhhh uhhhhh
by Char The Star =n= Ceebee October 4, 2004
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emo porn

Stuff like fiction, pictures, advertisement, etc. that is designed for the sole purpose of pushing emotional buttons, hard. Plausibility and/or balance are disregarded.

Enjoying emo porn does not mean that one believes it to be realistic.
Certain story lines or clichés can function like fetishes, i.e. they work for you or not, and who knows why.
i know that movie plot was ridiculous and implausible, but I needed some emo porn.
by pseudo nym2 October 17, 2009
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wookie porn

Alot of loud noises followed by wet fur. There is alot of friction between 2 furry body's
Mack and Ryan glued fur to their bodys from their dog named destiny. Then they rubbed their giant harry body's together until their fur was soaking wet from all of their sperm(aka wookie jizz) they then stated that was the best wookie porn that they ever had
by DG2053 April 18, 2016
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